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So, the girl who occasionally fucks my neighbor is instant messaging me, telling me how much she would love me to watch her fuck a certain girl, but only if she could watch me fuck her too. This is a strange thing to lay on a guy with a mind numbed by beer. There are many moral dilemas in this situation that I'm just not paying attention to in my inebriated state. Fuck it; I'm too tired to think about it.

In other news, I got a new coworker today. As soon as I was introduced to him, I knew who he was. He's the boyfriend of a girl I dated once a few months ago, but deicded was too weird for me. He knew who I was too, and was cool about it. Life is funny. I'm drunk.