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The next time somebody tells me that they've started a band/joined a band/renamed their band/have a show coming up, I'm gonna say "Is your band called Eternal Cheese Pizza?" If it isn't, i'll say "I would go see your band play, but only if they're called Eternal Cheese Pizza." Anybody who doesn't see the logic in that probably doesn't play very good music. Even if they do play good music, I'm not interested in seeing anybody's band right now.